(Anastasio/Fishman)

Oompapa Oompapa Oompapa Oompapa-aaaah
Fat sweaty bulldog
Stood in the sun
Stone village swamp man
Slow motion run
Tender poke police walker
Precious birthday fudge
Swamp night
Bull nail
Walker done done

Me and Harpua
We couldn't care (few-a)
It happens all the time
We beat Okemo
Me and Harpua
We couldn't care (few-a)
It happens all the time
We beat Akibo

Hot liquor stone jack
Bitter toothless flesh
Shabby pimple chin-slime
Evil milky rash

Me and Harpua
Spastic dead-eyed hound
Oozing dreadlock skullcap
We're coming to your town
We'll help you party down

Me and Harpua
We couldn't care (few-a)
It happens all the time
We beat Akibo
Me and Harpua
We couldn't care (few-a)
It happens all the time
We beat Akibo

[Narration]

Look, the storm's gone...
Dad...
Jimmy...
Yes, Dad
Jimmy, I have some bad news...
What is it, Dad?
It's about your cat... Poster...
Poster Nutbag?
Your cat died!
Poster is dead
Poster is dead
Poster's SOooooo dead
How about a goldfish?
I don't want a goldfish
I don't want a goldfish
I don't want a goldfish
I want.... a dog... A dog... a dog

There's a dog in the station
With an ugly mutation
And it needs lubrication each day
There's a dog in the station
Contemplating rotation
As a form of recreation and play
A dog
There's a dog in the station
With a bad reputation
It's a sign of the nation's decay
But the dog in the station
Doesn't need a vacation
As the people rush by
dressed in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!