@JMart said:

With all due respect to Charlie, I didn't enjoy this article.

Thank you but I have never been due respect.

I re-published this article for reasons already clear from your comment and the comments of others: the article is hilarious, at times hilariously ignorant to be sure, but still hilarious, and it’s well-written and sort-of-thought-provoking, so one manages to get to her top ten interpretive dances list, every single one of which I’d seen at multiple Phish shows not only in the 1990’s, but in the aughts and 3.0.

Her top ten list of interpretive dances is timeless. Credit is due.