Funny enough, the other time I commented on a review was by this same "author".
Not intentional, but it is funny.

You know what's not funny? Veiled homophobia disguised as an "humorous" insult.

"If you would prefer I lie to you...tell me what you want me to whisper in your ear as we spoon on the grass with our shirts off at Magnaball during "Brian and Robert" or maybe to bring it full circle "Let Me Lie"...what do you say?"

MY opinion is that you come off as an snarky, entitled, asshat.
I'll bet you are really fun to hang out with.

But that's just like, my opinion, man.