OP: You, sir, just high-stepped into the Top 5 of 3.0 .net show reviews: a technically sound, objective take stirred with spoonfuls of sweaty experience.

And a tip of the cap to .net for smartly capitalizing on the rare chance to stoke our nostalgic fires by featuring a first-show review from a fan who was already DOWN. For comparison: it'd be like the OP teaching a human sexuality course for 10 years and also watching Jenna Jameson's entire video collection, yet never having sex. But now he's finally going to grease and give us the play-by-play after it's over. We find out that he longed for Black-Eyed Katy but still had fun doing the Moma Dance and realized that it really does ALWAYS end with the beautiful buzz.