They told you not to be a show fluffer, so you hit it out of the park on this one.

All of .net can take a seat on the lawn for this show, you guys are wanting something that you will most likely never get. And when they give it to you, (Storage Jam, Head Phone Jam), you just say "Why can't they always do that?" You give a mouse a cookie... and he wants a cookie monopoly with full vertical integration.

You say the Twist was no good? Good god man... what show were you listening to?

Were you even paying attention to Mike? At all during the show?

Every time I see a show, I end up HATING .net for MONTHS.

Way to jump on the Jaded Vet bandwagon @TheEmu