Well, maybe you gave the librarian the creeps, because Trey, Page, and Fish's theses are available to read, you just have to check them out. They are kept in a special room or office, along with Mamet's and William H. Macy's theses. It's sort of funny that Page's is circulating while Fishman's is not, given that Page's isn't so well-researched or particularly well-written. It can barely be considered a thesis, clocking in at twelves pages and only citing 6 sources, it is more of a long newspaper column. At least Fishman faked it properly, writing 35 pages about learning to drum backwards. Trey's is very well-written, and extremely in-depth, and you all know the story well. The accompanying tape was unfortunately pilfered from the library long ago.