Fatness1,

I was reading your review aloud to my 11-year-old son. We're huge phans! We were both enjoying it thoroughly... until we got to the sections about your chafed scrotum sack, bowel movements and twisted sex movie ideas. The content you poured out onto this PUBLIC site is not suitable for most people -- ESPECIALLY AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY!! Because of you, my son is now constantly paranoid about his "crotch moisture index" and has been refusing to wear pants. Shame on you. Mr. Miner would never have written scatological drivel like this.