dear @theothr1,

Since you dropped out of high school junior year when your older sister's tour rat boyfriend got you hooked on truck stop speed and used you as a mule to boof his drugs into shows, you probably weren't exposed to the bigger words in the English language. Perfunctory, for example, simply means "short". I think I hear your wook dog crying for some water you candyflipping waste of space.

Sincerely,
Better than you.

ps. Marty Acaster is at least Shel Silverstein. Dr Seuss had some fucked up politics.