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Performances Song History

Jennifer Dances

Music/Lyrics: Anastasio, Marshall

Vocals: Trey (lead), Mike, Page (backing)

Debut: 1999-12-05

Historian: Phillip Zerbo (pzerbo)

Last Update: 2014-08-03

This simple and sweet tune Anastasio/Marshall composition first graced the Phish stage on 12/5/99 in Rochester, NY. The song charmed some fans with its warmth, and at the time it represented one of Phish’s most pop-oriented originals. 

While certainly appreciated by some fans, “Jennifer Dances” also elicited an unusually vocal and – at times – mean-spirited chorus of criticism. Most of the disapproval stemmed from the song’s pop-orientation, but there was also dissent from some who viewed the lyrics as misogynist, particularly: “Jennifer dances and she cooks me a meal / A little less salt in the gravy tonight,” earning the song assorted derisive nicknames. Spoiler alert: it was commonly called “Kitchen Bitch.” 

The fan verdict was seemingly harsh and disproportionate for such a short and innocuous song. “Jennifer” was considered for but ultimately left off of Farmhouse. After two more performances – 12/7/99 Portland, ME and 12/17/99 Hampton – the song disappeared from the repertoire. 

”Jennifer Dances” – 12/7/99 Portland, ME

Whether they were genuinely thinking of "busting it out" in such a high-profile environment or – more likely – were just messing with each other and/or the audience, listen to Trey jokingly lead the band into "Jennifer Dances" before the second set opening "Tweezer" on 12/30/10, and before "Gone" on 12/31/10.

Perhaps propelled by these teases, a funny thing happened to this song: at least a few fans... wanted it back! At the Darien Lake gig on 6/8/11, an enterprising fan in the front row wearing a “Jennifer Dances” lot shirt held a “Jennifer Dances” sign. Trey then asked for the sign, held it up, gave a triumphant fist pump and said, “finally someone made a sign for this!”

Photo by Dave Vann © Phish 2011

“Jennifer Dances” made its return to the stage in hysterical fashion on 7/27/14 in the sweat-drenched confines of Merriweather Post Pavilion. Following a throw-back “Tweezerfest” that had thoroughly hosed the assembled crowd and emerging from a highly atypical jam that was born from “NICU,” Page and Trey led into “Hold Your Head Up” to summon Fishman from behind his drum kit. When he initially took center stage Fish seemed unsure what to offer – likely the sing-a-long “Lengthwise” – until Trey had a better idea. A seemingly mocking version of “Jennifer Dances” followed – the first in 352 shows – with Fish only mustering the the first two lines, and then words that will live in Phish infamy: “The workers they come back from their day in the field / Jennifer dances and she cooks me a meal / That’s all the words that I know / to this song / Jennifer mmm… My Dong!”

”Jennifer Dances” – 7/27/14, Columbia, MD

“Jennifer” is clearly on the band brain, as just a few days later in Portsmouth, VA the song was soundchecked in a blues style before morphing into “Foxy Lady.” Perhaps the Merriweather performance was a one-time thing. That said, don’t be shocked if “Jennifer” returns in its original form – or even ends up as the centerpiece for a NYE or festival gag!

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weekapaugrooven Reply
weekapaugrooven jennifer dances at merriweather, please?
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Fluffhead Reply
Fluffhead Interestingly Jennifer Dances is also an anagram for Ninja Feces Nerd. Coincidence? I think not.
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dmg924 Reply
@weekapaugrooven said:
jennifer dances at merriweather, please?
ask, and you shall receive ;)
Score: 2
nichobert Reply
nichobert I remember being mystified by the reception to this song. I think a lot of fans were questioning the direction and commitment of the maturing Phish around this time and chose to take their anger out on Jennifer Dances in particular for some strange reason. I love that Trey is having fun with songs that have very vocal detractors, like MPP 2010 repeating the Crowd Control that irked so many people to the verge of distraction the previous year.
Score: 1
davidpo61 Reply
Also considered for, and left off, the first set opener on 12-30-10 at MSG! Trey did a deliberate fake-out with his microphone open...called "Jennifer Dances", then went into Tweezer, and the band followed!
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Mtjam Reply
Thrilled to be a part of the Jennifer Dances revival at MPP on Sunday night! I've read comments about this "gem" for years, but had never heard any version of it. Now I will always connect it to an incredibly memorable experience at Merriweather featuring the comedic genius of Jon Henrietta Greasy Fizeek Fishman!
Score: 0
n00b100 Reply
n00b100 I don't think Worst Song Evar really applies here or anything, but everything about the 7/27/14 "performance" of the song tells you what the band thinks of it now. It's rare when something gets *all four members of the band* to laugh at the mention of it.
Score: 0
waxbanks Reply
waxbanks i didn't realize folks had complained about the lyrics, and i didn't know anyone thought this tune sweet and innocuous; i assumed everyone hated it because it's repetitive, monotonous, and poorly paced, with an execrable chorus ('the workers they come back' is a pain to sing and 'from their day in the field' tails off badly; and the 'jennifer dances' backup vox are unintentionally funny) and shockingly childish verses -- the lyrics might not be bad, but trey couldn't even be bothered to write a damn vocal melody for this one!

trey phoned in a lot of his farmhouse-era songwriting duties (sand? first tube? heavy things? JIBBOO?!) but this is probably the nadir.
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Mr_Incompletely Reply
Mr_Incompletely Saw 15-20 pink jennifer dances shirts atthe gorge 2011
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Martina Reply
I think it's awesome. I don't get why everyone hates it. Is it TOO awesome for you? I hope they play it.
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dmaximus Reply
I was also at the debut and it was like the band collectively lowered their pants and dropped a huge stinking turd on the audience. Maybe the turd stank so much because they all ate the meal Jennifer cooked while dancing. This is the worst song Phish has ever performed and I hope they never play it again. Getting covered in salty feces at a Phish show once was enough for me.
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Doopes Reply
Doopes I was at the debut.. This song is extremely lame and should never be played again. I'm not alone on this thought, I've been seeing phish since 95' and I've never disliked a song more then this crap.. I'd take a let me lie into a heavy things onto a bouncing over his crap! That's my 2 cents! Lol
Score: 0
djmeneses Reply
Actually with the link that was my first time hearing the song. I personally like it. I always thought the joke was that it was a horrible song. Beg to differ. Play it boys!
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Babyrattlesnakes Reply
Babyrattlesnakes I noted the 12/30/10 reference as well (very much audible on the ppv boradcast, as was Fish's breathing (?) during Antelope) but this occurred at the beginning of the second set, not the first.
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esb420 Reply
I had the extreme displeasure of hearing Jennifer Dances at Hampton '99. This is probably the worst song ever written by Phish. There are a couple others that are almost as bad--Mexican Cousin and Bug--but Jennifer Dances should never be played again.
Score: -1
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