Quite the mystery, this unidentified song has circulated on setlists for years as “Freeworld,” even though the unknown vocalist announces the title (perhaps sarcastically) as “If This is a Free World, Then Tomorrow Must be Just as Worse.” Performed only once at a sparsely attended Goddard cafeteria gig on 3/6/87, the vocalist also claims to have just made up the song. If this is true, stick this one in the same bin as “Jägermeister Song” and “The Practical Song,” tunes also made up on the spot for equally amusing and mysterious reasons. If the person who sang/composed this tune is reading right now, we’d love to hear from you.

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