Sunday 06/12/2016 by phishnet

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Top 2 Orca Movies

2. Free Willy – A pubescent boy practices tongue-kissing with his pet whale and then sets him free into the ocean to French it out with his own kind.

1. Orca – The yin to Free Willy’s yang, this film sets fantasy aside to lay bare the horrifying truth about orcas and their master plan to invade land and enslave humanity. Bo Derek is in this movie and also her nipples.

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Comments

, comment by PhreePhish
PhreePhish Alternately, Bo Derek and her nipples could have been listed under "10" as well.
, comment by FoxmansBrother
FoxmansBrother No love for Free Willy 2? List is bunk
, comment by OrangeSox
OrangeSox @FoxmansBrother, it was officially number 3, but the list ended at 2.
, comment by Bob_Loblaw
Bob_Loblaw By far the most relevant list. Good work here Admins.
, comment by Mr_Draned
Mr_Draned I've been racking my brain for nearly a decade with this question. Thanks admins!
, comment by Just_Ivy
Just_Ivy OMGLULZ!
, comment by fluffhead108
fluffhead108 I'm starting to get the sense that these countdowns are not being done entirely in earnest.
, comment by Cheesecake
Cheesecake @PhreePhish said:
Alternately, Bo Derek and her nipples could have been listed under "10" as well.

Speaking of Bo Derek, let's not forget this classic film Image
, comment by Cheesecake
Cheesecake @Cheesecake said:
@PhreePhish said:
Alternately, Bo Derek and her nipples could have been listed under "10" as well.

Speaking of Bo Derek, let's not forget this classic film http://horrorsnotdead.com/wpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/r47T4MZLDPDJTFP.jpg
Sorry, I didn't even read the list. My bad.
, comment by johnnyd
johnnyd I more than a little miffed that "Ork - Land of Mork" did not top this list.

Image
, comment by markah
markah Ha! You said, "Free Willy's yang"
, comment by Piper72
Piper72 I have nothing to add to this.
, comment by jibler
jibler Orca was the first horror type movie I ever saw when I was a kid. It had been accidentally left on the TV - and I watch most of it.

I remember being terrified. Orcas aren't a laughing matter to me.
, comment by johnnyd
johnnyd @jibler said:
Orca was the first horror type movie I ever saw when I was a kid. It had been accidentally left on the TV - and I watch most of it.

I remember being terrified. Orcas aren't a laughing matter to me.
Me and my friends snuck into Fatal Attraction in about 7th grade. I am still scarred by that.

At one point I got scared so bad I got a charlie horse.
At another point, my friend who was holding a tub of popcorn, got so scared that he spazzed out and flung popcorn all over 3 rows of people.
Good times.
, comment by jibler
jibler @johnnyd said:
@jibler said:
Orca was the first horror type movie I ever saw when I was a kid. It had been accidentally left on the TV - and I watch most of it.

I remember being terrified. Orcas aren't a laughing matter to me.
Me and my friends snuck into Fatal Attraction in about 7th grade. I am still scarred by that.

At one point I got scared so bad I got a charlie horse.
At another point, my friend who was holding a tub of popcorn, got so scared that he spazzed out and flung popcorn all over 3 rows of people.
Good times.
Adultery has never been so horrifying....
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