I already got started on it. Here is an excerpt:

"Then Trey counted off _______, which turned out to" be easily the best version played since Big Cypress, or the last show I saw, which was _______. Chris Kuroda was going crazy on the lights -- he's awesome, am I right? Also, I had a really juicy burger in the lot and for some reason kept thinking about that during this best-ever cosmic jam sandwich that was ______. Then there was _______, which is one of my favoritest Phish songs, and they destroyed it again (but when don't they?)."