Phish.net: Meme Game (Answers)Riddle: "It is my supposition that I have not yet accurately relayed the tale of the apparition"
Original Lyrics "I feel I've never told you the story of the Ghost"
Riddle: "If one can remedy the result without altering the source, it is almost parallel to treating a shotgun blast with a bandage."
Original Lyrics "If you can heal the symptoms but not affect the cause, it's quite a bit like trying to heal a gunshot wound with gauze"
Riddle: "I have returned to a pensive state and conclude there is none more evil than you. I ask if you are continually able to enjoy yourself?"
Original Lyrics "You got me back thinking that you're the worst one. I must inquire, Wilson, 'Can you still have fun?'"
Riddle: "I am often in a ballon, I percieve an unfamiliar sensation. Presently, I will be unencumbered and you will be struggling for footing in the ocean"
Original Lyrics "I'm floating in the blimp a lot. I feel the feeling I forgot. In a minute I'll be free and you'll be splashing in the sea."
Meme "James? Yes, Father? Your feline has expired!"
Original Lyrics "Jimmy? Yes, Dad? [...] Your cat died!"
Riddle: "Shall we dine elsewhere and visit the picture show?"
Answer: Dinner and a Movie
Original Lyrics "Let's go out to dinner and see a movie"
Riddle: "If I were able I would so execute, however such an action is not known to me."
Answer: If I Could
Original Lyrics "If I could, I would, but I don't know how"
Riddle: "At no time wish my digits removed and remain hopeful for clear respiration"
Answer: Limb By Limb
Original Lyrics "Never want my hand cut off, never want a hacking cough."
Riddle: "A fair amount of time has passed since I resumed my position on the railroad engine."
Answer: Back on the Train
Original Lyrics "It took me a long time to get back on the train."
Riddle: "Observe the village, observe the animal shelter. The navigation signal will not let me pass."
Answer: Slave to the Traffic Light
Original Lyrics "See the city, see the zoo, traffic light won't let me through"
Riddle: "Preparing to pilfer periods born of the blemished blueprint"
Answer: Stealing Time From the Faulty Plan
Riddle: "Under the weather for nearly a month, attempting to thwart the ghouls that haunt me"
Answer: Down With Disease
Original Lyrics "Down with disease, three weeks in my bed, trying to stop these demons that keep dancing in my head."
Riddle: "Whilst paddling, I inquire if thou hast observed something which thou may desire attempting."
Answer: Theme From The Bottom
Original Lyrics "So I ask you why, as I'm swimming by, don't you see anything that you'd like to try?"
Riddle: "Chuckling and while chuckling ... Disassemble!"
Original Lyrics "Laugh and laughing fall apart"
Meme "Have you hidden in the darkness, Harold?"
Answer: Harry Hood
Original Lyrics "Harry, where do you go when the lights go out?"
Riddle: I galloped about for I hadn't been in earshot, and spotted thee cavorting with Elihu upon the bed of Leemor"
Answer: Sample in a Jar
Original Lyrics "I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed."
Riddle: Thou has misplaced it and ye shall never leave this labyrinth"
Original Lyrics "You've lost it, you'll never get out of the maze"
Riddle: Whilist traveling, I came upon a dead animal, this street was his final destination and he met his fate here"
Original Lyrics "I was driving down the road one day, someone hit a possum. The road was his end, his end was the road."
Riddle: "Oh spirits, you visit like an acquaintance unseen for some time. I would enjoy another snog with my Latin relation"
Answer: Mexican Cousin
Original Lyrics "Oh Tequila, you come to me like a long-lost friend. I want to kiss my Mexican cousin once again"
Riddle: "My trusty Jackass hails from the the south, he has travelled extensively and his experience has made him wise."
Anwser: Timber (Jerry)
Original Lyrics "My old Jerry was an Arkansas mule, been everywhere and he ain't no fool"
Riddle: "The spice of the sun had begun to decay"
Original Lyrics "The solar garlic starts to rot."
Riddle: "I shall direction myself towards the marketplace that anchors this village."
Answer: Halley's Comet
Original Lyrics "I'm going down to the central part of town."
Riddle: "Strolling across the landscape pondering where my canine may have defacated."
Answer: Dog Log
Original Lyrics "I've been walking 'cross the lawn, wondering where my dog done gone."
Riddle: "Pray, accompany me into the icebox."
Original Lyrics "Won't you step into the freezer?"
Riddle: "Place a decorative holiday string upon the celebratory shrub, trim a slice of fruit and feign affection for me."
Answer: Roses are Free
Original Lyrics "Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree. Cut a slcie of melon and pretend that you still love me."
Riddle: "Pray thee, tender no remorse."
Answer: The Curtain
Original Lyrics "Please, me, have no regrets"
Riddle: "Pasta from the old country, Merry chanting in the highest possible key."
Answer: The Sloth
Original Lyrics "Italian spaghetti, singing falsetto"
Riddle: "I believed the fire would not harm me. Instead I would donate my body for furthering education."
Original Lyrics "Made me think I would not be burned, but rather give myself to science, I felt that I could help"
Riddle: "A rodent peers out the port, his carriage be blockaded in winter's ice"
Original Lyrics "There's a mouse staring out of the window, his car is trapped in the snow"
Riddle: "At dusk, with fleeting thoughts, I came upon a break in the balcony"
Original Lyrics "Last night, in a moment my thoughts were adrift and coasting a terrance approaching a rift"
Riddle: "Canines robbed that which I required, kittens, however, tool only what I never possessed"
Answer: Dogs Stole Things
Original Lyrics "Dogs stole, things I needed bad, cats stole, what I never had"
Riddle: "Halt and observe that each day serves as part of a larger count. Permit bits of time to be unordered and drift uncontrolled with no destination"
Answer: Scents and Subtle Sounds
Original Lyrics "If you would stop and notice that we number every day, but allow the many moments left uncounted slip away"
Riddle: "I arose at dawn with a great depression. I remain affixed in bed, as my lower half was missing!"
Answer: Alumni Blues
Original Lyrics "I woke up this morning and I had those walking blues. I wasn't walking nowhere, 'cause I didn't have no legs!"
Riddle: "If only I were royalty, drifting effortlessly in the tide"
Answer: Prince Caspian
Original Lyrics "Oh, to be Prince Caspian, afloat upon the waves"
Riddle: "I formerly possessed a canine, he was titled 'James'"
Answer: Runaway Jim
Original Lyrics "I had a dog, his name was Jim"
Riddle: "In the perfect creek, we inhale deeply and purposefully, and dunk ourselves into the greenish waters"
Answer: Spilt Open and Melt
Original Lyrics "We breathe deep in the stream dream and plunge below the water line"
Riddle: "I say, Constable! Constable, pray thee visit my dwelling"
Answer: Makisupa Policeman
Original Lyrics "Hey, Makisupa Policeman. Policeman came to my house"
Riddle: "Spotted Beelzebub at the shore attempting to obtain a darker tint"
Answer: The Squirming Coil
Original Lyrics "I saw Satan on the beach, trying to catch a ray"
Riddle: "My humble apologies that you have departed, but you have, in fact, departed"
Original Lyrics "I'm sorry you're gone, but you're gone"
Riddle: "No matter that which one does, give watch over one's boots"
Original Lyrics "Whatever you do, take care of your shoes"
Riddle: "Observed without difficulty, multiple versions of myself"
Answer: Two Versions of Me
Original Lyrics "Too easy to see, two versions of me"
Riddle: "Perhaps I could be an insect, and serve as the meal of a spider"
Answer: Guelah Papyrus
Original Lyrics "So maybe I could be a fly and feed arachnid as I die."
Riddle: "Small stones and shaped glass much like that which I consider, often are misplaced and difficult to locate"
Answer: Pebbles and Marbles
Original Lyrics "Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind, seem to get lost and harder to find"
Riddle: "This day I shall proclaim a musical composition reserved for the 'morrow"
Answer: Tomorrow's Song
Original Lyrics "Today I sing tomorrow's song"
Riddle: "This day, I suppose it likely that the lass no longer recalls my moniker"
Answer: Suzy Greenburg
Original Lyrics "But today I bet she's probably forgotten my name"
Riddle: "This period of time concludes and I sense a breeze, swaying unlike it has heretofore"
Answer: The Moma Dance
Original Lyrics "The moment ends and I feel winds blowing differently than ever before"
Riddle: "We are very pleased, indeed, that you float effortlessly upon the air"
Original Lyrics "We're glad, glad, glad that you're a glide"
Riddle: "We must begin our travels with no particular destination, the lady is my chosen one and we must leave this settlement hastily"
Answer: Destiny Unbound
Original Lyrics "We gotta get on the road, destiny unbound, she's the one for me, we gotta get out of town"
Riddle: "When I retire, my abode remains circular, lo, when I rise it be quadrate!"
Answer: Round Room
Original Lyrics "My room is round when I lay down, when I wake up it's square"
Riddle: "Steadfast, atop a ravine, I begin to lose footing; it is of no importance should I stumble"
Answer: Sugar Shack
Original Lyrics "Standing on the top of a cliff, I start to slip, don't mind if I slide off"