A craftily satirical website (www.americansforwar.com/) has one page describing Trey as a clear and present terrorist danger. We've received scores of emails from folks aghast, enraged, irate, offended, upset, and (sometimes) yelling about anyone so labelling the guitarist and misrepresenting Phish lyrics. Rest assured, we're pretty sure that it's a prank.

For a prank from the other direction, check out this attempt to assist law enforcement personnel to better understand the Phish scene so that they can weed out the communists, terrorists, and narcissists in the crowd.

See also, tour alert status.

Special thanks to Jack and Marcie, who pointed out to me that the former is a joke.

"Obviously [Howard Dean] wanted me to back him,
because then a lot of young people who vote could help his bid for president.
But I was a little bit frozen by the whole thing, because
I don't really know the answer to the question yet.
Politics, by definition, divide, and music unifies."
- Trey to Playboy, as quoted in the Sun Times