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The FAQ is currently in the process of being updated in the new system. We apologize for any inconvenience, and will be updating this page as soon as possible.
Phish is supposedly over, finis, done. Ergo, your chance of encountering wookies due to a Phish tour are currently nil.
Nonetheless, we at the Department of Tourland Security continue to monitor incoming information on an ongoing basis. Using a treat matrix rigorously designed to combine information received from both official and unofficial sources, we provide you with the best estimate we can of the chances of impending troubles before they happen.
The current threat status is as indicated in the chart at right, is... GREEN.
Special thanks to Jim Raras for the idea, Jeremy Goodwin and Christian Campagna for the embellishments, and all three for permission to turn it onto a graphic.
For info on the real deal, see OHS.